Friday, February 24, 2006

a hearty THANK YOU to all

Left-wingers, right-wingers and middle roaders alike for joining me in the belief that "ethic profiling" of muslims is a GOOD THING when it comes protecting Americans from the insane bloodlust of a minority of allah followers. THANK YOU!

As the UAE port story unfolds it becomes apparent that some of the fear and negativity is knee-jerk, nevertheless, I'm agin it (the deal) for the following reasons:

1. I DO NOT WANT a company operated by islamics to be in such a sensitive, potentially dangerous position by having such massive control over any of our ports.
All or most of their company mangement types and many or most of their employess are advocates of the koran...quran...nuff said.

2. I don't TRUST our overseers in any branch of "security" to protect us from a dedicated jihadist with a nuke or a chem/bio-weapon NOW, why would I trust them when there is the chance that they might have an insider jihadist aiding the bad guys. Our borders and ports already have more holes than Ted Kennedy's liver and we just can't allow even one koran thumper to get close enough to make a difference. The 19 animals that pulled off 9.11 presented themselves as pilots, clean cut students and legit business people, what's to stop a demon from getting to the vitals when the company is owned and operated by 5 time a day knee droppers?

3. I don't give a rats-ass if the world of islam thinks that WE are prejudiced, we are, tough shit.
If they want to change that perhaps a large number of their leaders should stand up ,LOUDLY denounce terrorism and start handing over the radicals that they are protecting on an ongoing neverending basis.

4. I don't care a bit if a British owned company loses their deal, their sale. Find another buyer or keep doing it yourself!

Hey, it's MY knee and I'll jerk it all I want!

Ahhh the ever shifting sands of the "left".

Somewhere a left wing loon screeches "BUSH BETRAYED AMERICA!"...but of course said loon crawls back under his rock when pressed for proof.

Many/all on the left who just weeks ago were weeping about Bush's plan to eavesdrop on suspected terrorists to protect us all, now accuse him of endangering us all over this deal BECAUSE it's a muslim owned company....get the point?

As they loudly decry "ethnic profiling", while they are demanding that Bush not allow this company in because they are muslims..... get the point?

Whether this deal happens or not, we've all learned a lot about the "left", deep down inside they believe in ethnic profiling when it suits them, but are all against it when it doesn't, call it the "Bush Factor"

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

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Sunday, February 19, 2006

Slick Willie makes the cut!

but just barely

"Scholars" , not bloggers, actors, talking heads, or blubbering message board trolls have determined the Top Ten Presidential Blunders in history!

"IndyStar.com Local News Nation/World
February 19, 2006

Historians select top 10 presidential blunders

By Elizabeth Dunbar
Associated Press
LOUISVILLE, Ky. -- From engaging in sexual relations with an intern to letting the Vietnam War escalate, U.S. presidents have been blamed for some egregious errors.

So who had the worst blunder? President James Buchanan, for failing to avert the Civil War, according to a survey of presidential historians organized by the University of Louisville's McConnell Center.
The survey's top 10 presidential blunders were announced Saturday during a Presidents Day weekend conference called "Presidential Moments."
Scholars who participated said Buchanan didn't do enough to oppose efforts by Southern states to secede from the Union before the Civil War.
The second-worst mistake, the survey found, was Andrew Johnson's decision just after the Civil War to side with Southern whites and oppose improvements in justice for Southern blacks beyond abolishing slavery.
Lyndon Johnson earned the No. 3 spot by allowing the Vietnam War to intensify, Gregg said.
Where does Bill Clinton's Monica Lewinsky scandal rank? Many scholars said it belonged at No. 10, saying it probably affected Clinton's presidency more than it did American history and the public.
The rest of the top 10 blunders:
4: Woodrow Wilson's refusal to compromise on the Treaty of Versailles after World War I.
5: Richard Nixon's involvement in the Watergate cover-up.
6: James Madison's failure to keep the United States out of the War of 1812 with Britain.
7: Thomas Jefferson's Embargo Act of 1807, a self-imposed prohibition on trade with Europe during the Napoleonic Wars.
8: John F. Kennedy allowing the Bay of Pigs invasion, which led to the Cuban missile crisis.
9: Ronald Reagan and the Iran-Contra affair, the effort to sell arms to Iran and use the money to finance an armed anti-communist group in Nicaragua."


Way to go Willie!

Hmmm, no "Bush" names listed....

Friday, February 17, 2006

Mad Dog Muslim "cleric" with a Million

"A Pakistani cleric announced a $1 million bounty for killing a cartoonist who drew the Prophet Muhammad as thousands joined street protests after Friday prayers."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060217/
ap_on_re_mi_ea/prophet_drawings





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I'm thinking that if some of these idiots would spend their millions on FrontLine Flea and Tick drops their outlook would be much better.

Salman Rushdie should write a book......

Monday, February 13, 2006

DICK CHENEY FOR PRESIDENT

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Monkey business, let's set the record straight

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Ronald Reagan with a chimp,













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Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Dan Rather must be LEAPING for joy....

at losing the "honor" of being the most brain dead news "Anchor" in TV history.

Ok, I'm not sure that he actually LOST the title, but Brian Williams took some of the luster off of the honor during President Bush's State of the Union address.

"NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams told The Hill that he wrote Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) and Rep. Harold Ford Jr. (D-Tenn.) letters of apology last week after he confused the two men at the State of the Union address."

I didn't watch the NBC feed, I switched between FOX and CNN.

CONFUSED??

Obama








Ford








At least Brian had the decency to apologize.
I wonder if Dan Rather has ever apologized to President Bush.

Monday, February 06, 2006

Tom Daschle.....the Golden Years

Since his (less than voluntary) retirement from the U.S. Senate a little over a year ago, ....




....Tom has discovered that the little things in life are the only things that really matter.
"Stop and smell the roses" has replaced "Impeach Bush the Impaler" as his inspirational guidance.

Free from the stress of public life, Tom has bravely defeated anorexia, bulemia, and premature graying.

"Fit as a fiddle" Tom fills his days with sporting activities,....



....needlepoint, spelunking abandoned South Dakota gold mines with his Acme 3000 metal detector and contributing thoughtful,radical left wing fair and balanced opinions to the Democratic Underground website.

When asked if he had any future political aspirations, Tom replied
"there is an office here locally that I'm pretty sure I could win, but frankly I'm scared to death of dogs"

gone but not forgotten.....

please like Tom

Friday, February 03, 2006

About M.N.F.

Many (droves) of you have written and asked me if my initials, M.N.F. are some kind of subliminal plug for Monday Night Football and just how much the league is paying me. The answer is an emphatic NO ....and 42 cents per page hit. (heh heh)

I am a huge football fan though at any level, especially the pinnacle of the sport, the NFL.
a majestic game of strategy, skill, athleticism and sheer strength....

a brutal, senseless sport that should be banned so it's fans could go bowling more often...


an exciting thrill-a-minute adventure that draws millions of fans......

soccer is by far more exciting and draws many more fans worldwide....true futbol...

finely trained atheletes bodies and minds tuned to the max going helmet to helmet....

a bunch of fat sweaty idiots trying to hurt each other....

highly motivated professionals putting their heart, soul and body on the line on every single play....

illiterate hog boys being paid obscene salaries, enjoying the Bush tax giveaway to the rich while homeless people eat dog food two miles away....

brilliant leaders strategizing every call, every play every player substitution....

Dick Jauron. Dave Wannstedt.

numerous scoring methods add to the thrill, strategy and suspense of the game....

they should have no scoring at all to prevent feelings of inferiority to the quasi educated, steroid gobbling dolts that lose...

even more brilliant yet is the upper management, making good trades and acquisitions, juggling draft choices all the while working within a salary cap.....

Michael McCaskey and other billionaire ownners schmoozing a tax payer funded cash pit stadium while probably paying ZERO taxes because of the Bush tax giveaway to the rich.....

SUPERBOWL XL- SUNDAY-DON'T MISS IT! WOOF!... WOOF WOOF WOOF!

sorry, i'll be too busy reading poetry to watch...purrr

GO SEAHAWKS!

couldn't care less who wins, both teams are from Blue states, playing in a Blue state...let's just hope that some of the revenue goes for the common good, a performing arts centre perhaps....

Please like me in spite of my "little blue friend".

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Do you really care?

Do you care if an author promoted by Oprah lied?
Did you buy the book?
Will you now?
Would you have bought his book if it was certified 100% true and accurate by whoever it is that does this kind of certification?

I'm not an Oprah fan, but respect her a ton for being one sharp cookie in a business full of sharks and to make her way to the very top of the food chain.
I REALLY respect her for her $100,000 reward and publicity plan for removing child molesters from society. Are you paying attention, John Walsh? (Americas Most Wanted)

but....Oprah's shock and dismay at the guy's dishonesty
seems a little overblown to me. When she "gave away" 200(?) Pontiacs a while back with her jumping up and down celebrating the joy of "giving" the fact that the cars were paid for by Pontiac, not her, was tucked away like the small print provided by a Philadelphia lawyer.
I imagine that some people to this day think that SHE paid for them. Generous like a fox.

Why has this story comsumed so much print/air/bandwidth in the last week? I can see, Drudge, ET and others venues with a large celebrity based venue, but front page on CNN, Google News, network news, all the papers FOX!...... HERE! :) C'mon put it where it belongs, in the entertainment section.

Maybe it's just me, heck I don't even KNOW who Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise are married to shacking up with or who's impregnated by whom. I guess I should do more serious reading in the grocery store check out aisle.:)

and NO, I'm not Andy Rooney, but thanks in advance for asking.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

All in all the State of the Union Address...

....was the best in the history of S.O.U.A.'s It darn near bought a tear of pride and joy my eye, knowing that we as Americans are so incredibly blessed to have such a wonderful and courageous leader in these troubled times

HAH! a war criminal selling snake oil, is more like it. HE LIED, thousands died!

The speech was MAGNIFICO! Positive, forceful and inspirational!

Bull! Who wrote it for him? It sounded like a clip and paste of last years with the broken promises and failed schemes deleted. BAH!

One of my favorite quotes:
"There is no peace in retreat. And there is no honor in retreat."- President George W. Bush


Typical, a cheap shot at John Murtha, a war hero who was bleeding in a rice paddy while Dubya was playing weekend warrior.

Another courageous non-appeasing quote:
"The Iranian government is defying the world with its nuclear ambitions -- and the nations of the world must not permit the Iranian regime to gain nuclear weapons. America will continue to rally the world to confront these threats."
So..WHERE'S THE WMD? this drunken cowboys gonna get us all killed!

This quote was really funny, what a sense of humor our President has:
"This year, the first of about 78 million baby boomers turn 60, including two of my dad's favorite people -- me and President Bill Clinton."


Yeah sure, when your approval ratings are in the tank, mooch off of the success of the most popular President in history, William Jefferson Clinton.

The Rebuttal-

I can't for the life of me figure out why none of the leading House or Senates Dems didn't have the stones to do the rebuttal, afterall attacking the President is an obsession with many (most)of them.
Was Governor Kaine tuning up his act for a comedy club gig or is he just test ballooning material for a spoof blog? My God, that was sad. "There IS a better way" too funny.

HEY, Listen up you self centered NEO-CON Tim Kaine was a MISSIONARY! Is NOTHING sacred to you people!