Ok "Milque" won't be back,

I won this joint from him on a Superbowl bet, besides he's too busy washing my car everyday until the next Bears win with his "Rex" jersey. Wait till next year.

Unlike "Milque", I hate "middle of the road", I drive on the right.
My friend "Johnny" is a left winger but always drives in the middle when he's high on rotgut which is nearly always. I hope he gets busted for the safety of all.

I plan to change the name of this place to
I DEMAND THAT YOU LIKE ME,
or
LIKE ME OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH A BAT

or some other moderate, mellow thing in the touchy-feely vein ( I'm keeping "LIKE", doh)

I'll make the change if and when I feel like it.... I OWN this place.

I love and respect the concept of OWNERSHIP, It is the American Dream even at the free blog level.

I may close the comments feature because I don't have time to deal with jealous shitbrains, but for now, I will leave it open only to registered members.
If you can't figure out how to register, you are probably just a jealous shitbrain ,a Phd poser, a left-wing moonbat or all of the above and too stupid to comment anyway.

some "salutes" (in no particular order)

My (real) friend Biloxi owns an excellent weblog wherin he artistically reports and comments on key issues facing Americans today in a most serious manner. He occasionally has to endure harassment from jealous shitbrains but always manages to handle things in a cool courteous manner.
I urge you to visit "the Repulic" (link on right) regularly for good common sense information and opinion and then stop by here and let me insult your intelligence, or hopefully make you laugh.....or cry.......or hurl whatever.
Crawdaddy, I salute you!

As you may know, my (real) friend Matilda has closed the Headbutters forum for personal reasons (I suspect childish and vulgar harassment by jealous shitheads) and at her own personal expense has allowed members to access the massive archives for an indefinite period of time. Talk about great OWNERS, giving back to the community that she built from scratch, 4 years, gazillions of posts and all on HER dime THANK YOU MATILDA, I salute you!

The closing of Headbutters has produced one silver lining, my (real) friend Malone stepped up while the rest of us twiddled and fretted the announced closing and opened a replacement site Headbutters Continued,(link on right) and in less than a week has the place rocking. It's still in the tweaking & rapid growth stage but all indications are that it will be a mainstay "like a rock" for the community and even a haven for jealous shitheads that use it as a toilet. Malone as a compassionate conservative feels that giving these downtrodden losers an "entitlement" a "charitable handout" is the adult and proper thing to do as the responsible OWNER of the forum. I agree.
For humor, Malone has installed a comics section, yep he has this clown posing as a Phd but writing like an illiterate crackhead replete with contradictions, blatant transparent lies and incoherent babble. Seriously the character has the egghead fop talk down to a Tee and then his punchline for contrast is always some childish jibberish, funnier than anything ever done on SNL or Seinfeld, that's for sure. I won't mention the clown's name just go there wander around a bit, you'll figger it out in no time. I wish Malone would just leave the humor to ME, but this gem of a cartoon character puts my wittiest moments to shame.
Malone, you stood up like a man, took charge and kept the community alive, for that I salute you!
FOUR MORE YEARS! and then some :)

alrighty then, my arm is tired from all the saluting and dinners on the table
I'll be bock