and now, a word from our sponsor..

Hooters in Mecca!

The investment opportunity of a lifetime!

Imagine trekking across thousands of miles of barren desert on a stinky camel for your MANDATORY pilgrimage only to find nothing but fig vendors and fly covered shish-ke-bob stands for nourishment.



Man... what you would give for some hot chicken wings and a cold beer served up by a babe in a fish-net mini burqa.












Stoning Satan and kneeling down to pray five times a day in the burning sun takes a lot out of a guy, and frankly cuscus soup just don't cut it.
Our research has shown that the best fine dining that you can hope for in the "holiest of all cities" is a Big Mac "halal style" (don't ask).

Please Like Me Enterprises International (PPLMEI) has obtained the Hooters franchise rites for Mecca and all of Saudi Arabia and has plans to swing into action as soon as we can acquire the proper zoning.
To aid us in this itsy bitsy legal hurdle, we have engaged the services of Sheik Muhamet Bin Hooten a prominent lawyer, webmaster and retired Nigerian Oil minister.
Mr. Bin Hooten assures us that if we heavily grease the right camel dung encrusted palms the proper permits will get done faster than a suicide bomber with his 17 virgins.

We "may" have to make some minor changes in the way of a combo structure of the franchise. Example: mosque/pub...mosque/pub/laundromat....ect. ,none of which should hurt the bottom line.

Because of the large cash outlay required for this type of venture PLMEI is offering an ISO -limited partnership offering to our readers. For a mere $100 you can become a 1/1,000,000 partner in HOOTERS OF MECCA!

You may have missed out on the early days of Microsoft and the dotcom (dotgoner) boom of the 90's, so ACT FAST this is a limited time offer!

If you have and doubts about the acceptance of this "western cultural phenomena" by islamic cultists...........













Mohammed XXVII on vacation.....















Crown Prince Faud of Saud on his annual pilgrimage to Crawford Texas



SPECIAL OFFER! the first 500 investors will be offered a ground floor opportunity to join us in our upcoming ventures:
"Cleopatra's Secret in the Mecca Mall"
"Jihad Jezebel's Baudy House"
"Koran Kalib's Adult Book Store"
"Fatima's Magic Fingers Massage Parlor"