Oh my God!

It's still here!

and I damn well better think up some good excuses for ignoring this "Masterpiece of Internet Perfection" for a year.

Pick one:

a) the dog ate my password

b) I was shacked up with Cindy Sheehan.

c) President Bush sent me on a top secret recon mission to Bejjiiiing to set up the invasion of China (they have WMD)

d) I was donating my liver to Ted Kennedy or my pal "Johnny" whoever needs it first.
I doubt that either will ever actually NEED it though as both have been operating without a brain for years, what good is a liver without a brain.