Quick poll

#1. Area 51

#2. Jimmy Hoffa's Corpse

#3. Obama's Birth Certificate

which of these mysteries will be solved first?

the comment section is still closed and my favorite moron is still trying to get in (sorry punk) , so

e-mail your predictions to me at

BOFFOMAGNIFICO@hotmail.com

personally, I'm goin with Area 51 because "the truth is out there"