Thursday, January 26, 2006

President George W. Bush- You should love him

but if you hate him, I must agree with you.
Please like me.

I think that President Bush, as the Commander in Chief of our armed forces should be awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor for his political courage and personal heroism, "“Above and Beyond the call of duty"” in his war on terror, no matter where it'’s taken us to date or where it takes us in the future.

But.....
I think that the medal should be awarded to Dubya posthumously, after we shackle him in chains, throw a hood over his head and ship him off to Nuremberg to be hung for his war crimes and crimes against humanity.-

I think that President Bush should be awarded honorary Phd'’s from every University in the land with an economics venue for his insightful tax cuts and their boosting effect to our national economy.

However.......
I feel that every history book written from this day forward should have his name double asterisked (**) with an explanation to our grandchildren and their grandchildren as to why and how THEY got saddled with this gazillion dollar deficit in the national debt.-

I think that President Bush should win an Oscar for his award winning performances when shaking hands and smiling at Jacques Chirac, when hugging Vladimir Putin and when referring to Ted Kennedy as "“my friend"”.

But......
Ain'’t no but'’s about it THAT one he deserves, even a needy pandering Neo-Moderate has to draw the line somewhere. Please like me anyway.


Comment away, the bar is officially open.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um....youre all over the place Milquetoast.

Bush rules!

4:12 PM  
Blogger Boffo said...

Yes I am and yes he does !

4:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like you, I really like you!

I love the way you have juxtaposed the red and blue for the varying points of view. Don't you think you should leave something for the greens? How about the Cindy Sheehan Socialists? We must not be insensitive.

7:10 PM  
Blogger Boffo said...

Thank you Crawdaddy. You are correct as always and I like you too.....and congratulations for being the first to notice the clever subliminal red/blue thingy designed to make both sides feel at home....and like me.

:)

11:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/01/26/bush.poll/index.html

peace

1:29 PM  
Blogger Boffo said...

THANK YOU, DAGON
for the outstanding find showing Bush's ratings sinking like a rock.
CNN is exactly as fair and balanced as Fox, in their polls and I fully accept that the extrapolation of those 1006 CNN viewers is exactly the same as if they were FOX viewer/pollees. (poll'eds ?)

In fairness to the "other side", I must point out that even in CNN's poll, Bush is still pulling double digits in all the good stuff. So he's got that going for him.....:)

3:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought some of my conservative friends here might enjoy a look behind the scenes at how we at the White House do our business. Y'know, a lotta jokes are made about me hiding out ever since the trade center attack. Well, some of that's true. I do most of my deep thinking right in the john! Yep, that's right. I like to sit on the porcelain throne with my Wall Street Journal and shut the world out. I see Halliburton's up again. He he, sweet! Anyway's the stink in there keeps all the intruders away, even Lynee Cheney won't come near the place. Heck, once I opened the door and the Secret Service keeled over. I can spend hours in there, especially after one of the boss's Texas chili dinners. Whew!

9:19 PM  

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