DON'T START!! ok, go ahead, if you want....
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I will allow any vulgar language that you can dream up as long as you promise me that you will send a link to this blog including your “handle” to your kids, all of your co-workers and your mom.
Spam my blog all you want, the 1st Amendment protects your right to free advertising.
Lying, misleading and spinning will be allowed at all times. No documentation, links or verification will ever be asked for by me after all I’m going to agree with you regardless. Should another commenter demand proof of something, I will of course join him/her in their demand for proof..
There will be no need to stick to the subject matter in any give topic area.
For example, if the topic is the war in Iraq and YOU take a hankering to talk about Michael Jackson’s latest chartbuster, bring it on, count me in!
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Quickie bio:
Milquetoast N. Fencestraddler
Age: youngish old
Occupation: Unemployed, professional, management, laborer, entrepreneur, retired, student, other
Favorite Food: Tofu, the absence of taste allows it to absorb the flavor of nearby foods, the lack of texture make it easy to eat, even without teeth. If YOU hate tofu though, I do too.
Favorite Beverage: liquid based.
Favorite Movie: The Sound Of Music. But if you prefer Terminator, I must admit that Arnie would kick Julies butt.
MISSION STATEMENT
It is my goal to provide this service as an “oasis of enablement”, a “port in a storm” for any and all who need the ego boost of a yes man to agree with any of their opinions regardless of loonyness any time night or day. If you think that this is a stupid idea, let me know and I will change the format to anything that you like.
I vow to provide this free service till the day I die, at which time I will “will” it to my heir sons, Benign, Inert and Mootpoint, to carry on the family tradition in perpetuity……unless the hit count is dismal after the first 10 days, then I will shut it down, fold the tent and spend the rest of my free time playing Doom III. -
It is my goal to provide this service as an “oasis of enablement”, a “port in a storm” for any and all who need the ego boost of a yes man to agree with any of their opinions regardless of loonyness any time night or day. If you think that this is a stupid idea, let me know and I will change the format to anything that you like.
I vow to provide this free service till the day I die, at which time I will “will” it to my heir sons, Benign, Inert and Mootpoint, to carry on the family tradition in perpetuity……unless the hit count is dismal after the first 10 days, then I will shut it down, fold the tent and spend the rest of my free time playing Doom III. -
Okie dokie
Tomorrow (unless you would like me to start today) (or the day after….) we’ll get the ball rolling.
This guy seems to be getting a lot of attention: George W. Bush- President of the United States of America
Love him?
Hate him?
Admire him?
He makes you itch?
I’ll present a concise, windsocking , neutral opinion derived from material that I’ve researched from both sides and then the rest is up to you. (with me agreeing in a most pathetic manner, of course)
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posted by Boffo at 5:48 PM
19 Comments:
experiment is right....
just kidding. btw, i have a blog. haven't posted on in a quite a while.
really, it's hard. i don't have quite the bit of narcissism needed to post as frequently as a successful blog requires. but check it out:
http://www.journalhome.com/lorddagon/
Yeah you have just enough narcissism to spam the blogs of everyone else with your high and mighty Liberal propaganda and nasty attitude.
But back to the blog, Boffo good show! Milquetoast N Fencestraddler? Pretty funny.
SO here is how I put my name in.
Anonymous said...
Yeah you have just enough narcissism to spam the blogs of everyone else with your high and mighty Liberal propaganda and nasty attitude.
--har. that's not called narcissism. it's called giving back to the less fortunate. a christian act...wouldn't you say?
peace
If you give poison bread to a hungry man, it is an evil act.
You have not contended your narcissism. At least you acknowledge that.
Ugh...Dagon's blog is all about raging Liberal angst and having sex with lifelike dolls. Why does the depravity not surprise me?
cham--
what's depraved about realdolls?
I'm going to name mine Ziyi, after that chick in crouching tiger, hidden dragon.
peace
The depraved wallow in the mud, and do not care that they are filthy, but mock those who are clean.
Yay, a 9 fer 1, I agree with ALL of you!
and I'm getting a warm fuzzy glow seeing everyone getting along so well.
Quiche, anyone?
cham-
seriously, what's depraved about realdolls?
--wait til they start adding moving animatronic parts...
...and when we finally get AI down, presto, it'll be just like blade runner.
peace
In all honesty OFFOB, this site really blows. You whipped it up in just 21 minutes, and it shows and you're proud of that? you really have your head screwed on backwards. I know you're one of ours, but consider this tough love.
XXX
Ter
Well looks like we blew it again. we wanted to promote democracy in the mideast to stamp out terrorism and the first thing they do there, they vote in a terrorist organization Hamas to run Palestine. I'll be honest with you folks: We don't know what the F--k we're doing. I'll let yall in on another secret. I'm not gonna make it much longer on this earth so to tell the truth I couldn't really give sh- what happens anyway. Heck I can push all the buttons I want and the rest of you have to live with it. What a trip LOL!
Hi WLS listeners. Me again (yes, it is really me!), your conservative warrior princess reminding you of our upcoming WLS event. It will be held Saturday Feb. 11 to raise money to purchase body armor for our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. It will be held at Excalibur nightclub at 620 N. Dearborn. Admission is $20 at the door. I and Debra Rowe will square off in a mud wrestling event at 9:00 PM. Be sure to spread the word, because there will be lots of action - hair pulling, biting, the whole 9 yards. We'll be in bikinis so bring your cameras. If this event is a success, we will follow up at a future date with Eileen Byrne. can you imagine 2 Irish wildcats going at it! I expect all of you to attend. If you don't, I'm coming to get YOU!
kisses XOXOX
Ter
I got news for you, Teri O'brien, you goin' down hard, girlfrein!
Nobody gonna be pullin' my hair. You gonna be wearin' that red thong around your neck when I get through with you. O'brien gonna be cryin' and I ain't lyin'. So everybody y'all come and bring your cameras and your money for the troops and watch some affirmative reaction in action!
Deb
Boffo, I've learned quite a few things visiting this blog. First of all, you are apprised of all the arguments both pro/con George Bush and there is no point in debating you.
I think it's safe to say that now you know the challenge of attempting to produce a product that will hold the public's interest. It's a full time job. Just ask Matilda. As shoddy as dalibrul's site was, your blog makes me pine for it. I'm sorry Boffo, but I'm going to have to vote no.
I agree Simon, and I'm not just saying that. Boffo, not Milque.
The concept/character is impossible to sustain if the goal is activity but is is entertaining me which is the point. The bits and pieces of blogging/html and such that I'm picking up may come in handy someday
I thought of a "me too" political concept but frankly, I'm tired of arguing the same points everyday, folks that know me pretty much know exactly where I stand, so I would probably end up "posing" as a mega lib just for kicks and lumps.
I, too miss Dalibrul, if your paths cross tell him "Hi' for me.
Thanks for the thoughtful and honest critique
Laugh-Learn-Vent
Libby is workin' on a new politics site last I heard
TT
cool, good for him
Democrat or Republican?
This is how you do it,
clod:
http://www.shelley-the-republican.blogspot.com/
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